Saturday, November 1, 2008

BREAKING NEWS WILL ROCK THE NATION

NEW INFORMATION MAY CHANGE THE FACE OF THIS ELECTION FOREVER!!
Take a back seat Joe the Plumber this in an exclusive story brought to you by "Farmer Cami" with the most shocking pictures yet of an election scandal. OBAMA (Biden was tied up doing last minute work and was not able t0 attend) and MCCAIN/PALIN make a shocking and unexpected visit together at the Copper Basin Ward Trunk-or-Treat. You may be thinking to yourselves not so shocking considering it was Halloween and who doesn't love a good Trunk-or-Treat right. While their time at the now infamous Copper Basin Ward seemed typical of candidates trying desperately to tie up any undecided votes as election day nears; they shook hands with the scarecrows, the Queen of AJ, the Goblins, the witches, and many others as they made their way from car to car. However the scandal erupted after I got into an exclusive after party held at the Kennedy residence. These pictures may be graphic at times and viewer discretion is advised. If you thought you knew what vote to cast on Tuesday prepare to be shocked!

(Pictured left to right- Obama, Biden, Palin, McCain)
A typical picture that may have you wondering where is the scandal?
Do they look like a couple of "Mavericks" or what?
While Obama and Biden seem to look fairly confident that victory will be theirs...why might they look so confident? Now the scandal begins...

Earlier in the evening after a heated debate about Polar Bears Obama looks like he has had enough of Palin's antics and Palin seems to be daring him to do something about it, just when she thinks he wouldn't dare to something stupid days before the election. Running mate and wing man Biden steps in...

he grabs her from behind while Palin is sucker punched from the front by Obama...even spider man in background knows better than to intervene in this twisted confrontation. So you may be asking yourself where is McCain? Why is he not coming to her aid?
He is out getting last minute celebrity endorsements from none other than...
"The Wendys Girl", Litte Spidy, Two Cats, Spider Man, and Hannah Montana


So lets review Obama/Biden jump Palin while McCain tries to reason with celebrities to go republican, scandalous yes but the night was still young...

Palin seeks revenge for the (staged) earlier mishap and now has good reason to take out Biden. But why......?






Ahh Ha... A picture is worth a thousand words. The plot thickens and it all comes together. It kinda makes you want to sing...

People are talkin' talkin' 'bout people

I hear them whisper, you won't believe it

They think we're lovers kept under cover

I just ignore it, but they keep saying

We laugh just a little too loud

We stand just a little too close

We stare just a little too long

Maybe they're seeing something we don't, Darlin'.

Let's give them something to talk about

How about love?

I feel so foolish, I never noticed

You'd act so nervous,

Could you be falling for me?

It took a rumour to make me wonder

Now I'm convinced I'm going under

Thinking 'bout you every day

Dreaming 'bout you every night

Hoping that you feel the same way

Now that we know it, let's really show it, Darlin'.

Let's give them something to talk about!!

I asked the question "Obama and Palin what is to be made of these photo and these 'rumors'?"

"Ahhh shucks we've been caught" said Palin

"Senator Obama what do you have to say for yourself?" " I know you are but what am I." Obama then made a swift get away in a small white truck. So what is to be made of all of this....you be the judge!!!!! And GOOD LUCK ON ELECTION DAY.